u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

I think we all understand and that’s the problem

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Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”


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i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(via frustratings)



I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]


"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

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one of my favorite moments is when im sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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this was her last concert

rest in peace my beautiful angel 

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do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

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Some anatomical figure studies drawn on top of my form photography of Brody.

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