problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(via youmakeme-laugh)


blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

(via nooooobiggie)


There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.


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cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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slavocracy:

disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies

(via dontbea-lilbitch)


hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(via toflywithbrokenwings)


Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

(via toflywithbrokenwings)


This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.



bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(via justaslapontheass)



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